Game-inspired sexual positions

courtesy of GamesRadar.com

So, to answer your question, this is how ridiculous we are. What. And yet we continue, because once we start brainstorming we can’t stop. Here are a few of the ideas we couldn’t illustrate, so you’ll just have to use your imagination. But imagination is what it’s all about… we just hope your partner welcomes your bolstered creative drive… shaft.

Gold Farming The Red Ring Entering the Matrix The Dirty Ramirez Blast Processing Hammer of Dawn The Two Fisted Waggle Grinding for Experience The Preemptive Strike The Sticky Grenade Eating the Cherry SEXAXIS The Zerg Rush The Mega Drive The BioSlap The Splicer Use the Boost to Get Through Dual-Wielding Inverted Aim The Will Wright Angle